Two teenagers decided to introduce their elderly mother to the magic of the internet. The first move was to access the popular Ask Jeeves website. They told her it could answer any question she had.
The mother was very skeptical until one of the teens said, “It,s true, Mom. Think of something to ask.” After about a minute thought, the mother then responded, “How is Aunt Helen feeling?”
The mother was very skeptical until one of the teens said, “It,s true, Mom. Think of something to ask.” After about a minute thought, the mother then responded, “How is Aunt Helen feeling?”
Car Privileges
The mother and father had just given their teenage daughter family-car privileges. On Saturday night she returned home very late from a party.
The next morning her father went out to the driveway to get the newspaper and came back into the house frowning. At 11:30 AM the girl sleepily walked into the kitchen, and her father asked her, “Sweetheart, what time did you get in last night?”
“Not too late, Dad,” she replied nervously.
Calmly, her father said, “Then, honey, I’ll have to talk with the paperboy about putting my paper under the front tire of the car.”
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A woman who was incredibly beautiful walks into a bar that had about twenty-five guys in the place. She walks tot he center of the room and says, "I will do anything for one man, and only one man in this room. Normally I charge four hundred dollars, but tonight, it's free. And I'm going to pick that man myself."
She walks along the bar, tempting every guy in the place. Finally she stops in front of one and says, "I pick you. I will do anything you want, and I will do it better than it has ever been done before. What," she asks, "would you like me to do?"
The guy stares right into her eyes and says, "Paint my house."
She walks along the bar, tempting every guy in the place. Finally she stops in front of one and says, "I pick you. I will do anything you want, and I will do it better than it has ever been done before. What," she asks, "would you like me to do?"
The guy stares right into her eyes and says, "Paint my house."
I Could Use a Little Money
Dear Father,
$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply ¢an't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
Love,
Your $on.
After receiving his son's letter, the father immediately replies by sending a letter back.
Dear Son,
I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.
Love,
Dad
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